Prison water corrupts.

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magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

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In seventh grade math all we did was listen to Beyonce’s Irreplaceable and jump to the right. The teacher had us mirror her and that meant she jumped to the left and we jumped to the right.

That’s not math thats stupid dance. It made me choke on a tortilla and then Dayne knocked us all down when he jumped to the left on the wrong part of the song and the teacher failed us all.

queerfabulousmermaid:

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

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Gordo keepin it real

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drbrucebananer:

luceateis:

there is an increasingly fine line between night blogging and night vale blogging