Prison water corrupts.

"Don’t forget I was there when Cora tried to steal your heart. I saw the power inside of you. "

cynmoon:

whimsylea:

flamingjets:

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OUT COLD, BUDDY!

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I KNEW YOU WERE LYING!!

I KNEWWWWW IT!!!!

he saw it happen

In which Hook pretended to faint like a girl in a corset, lmfao

He’d had a terrible day, and just wanted to take some personal time with his True Love.

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homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.

Sirius asking James to high five her when he is too sick to come to class.

Remus Lupin doing it with a sigh and an immediate apology when neither Sirius or James is available.

Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it, and slapping Lily in the face by accident.

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

death-by-lulz:

My aspiration in life is to be as sarcastic as Louise.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: gifyourass)

schnaeffchen:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

hopeinrecovery:

OH MY GOD THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING HEL P ME

OK this whole gif thing is starting to get out of control.

(Source: seoulsister)

calabozos:

where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

i remember this part of the episode, epic

imanarwhalbitch:

casisapimpofthelord:

supernaturalapocalypse:

somethingfangirly:

dauntlessintheend:

samwinchesterskillerdick:

kissmewinchester:

“Crowley.”

the camera men need to calm the fuck down

I don’t think that close up was dramatic enough

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Supernatural: doing unnecessary close ups since 2005

this post

could use

more

not even pie is safe

WAIT WHERES THE ONE WITH THE SALT

This one?

(Source: jariksolo)

schizoauthoress:

Persephone as a dark and off-putting goddess who worries her mother by hanging out with satyrs and making weird stuff like pitcher plants and Venus flytraps. Hades being charmed and intimidated all at once.

(Source: eventhorizonchaos)

thebiochemedian:

The most heartbreaking line in all of science-fiction-musical fandom. 

(Source: whedonversegifs)