Megs

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I programmed them myself.

highschool oreintation.
at the ag building
we went to take them outside, and we were attacked by a water moccasin.
which we killed.
with a 2X4.
and,its nerves made it,keep snapping and hopping.
so we had to hold the board on its head until we could properly dispose of the snake. It just so happend that I was touring the group of over curious and snake phobiaed girls. That don’t understand the command
“go inside! keep the door shut!”

I have had STAAR Tests all week, because Texas assumes that I’m not being prepared enough for college. Did Texas ever think that maybe the whacked up teaching rules are keeping me unprepared! Or maybe underfunding! Because they cut ALL the gifted programs at my school because there was no money! But we can still afford new football equipment twice a year! Not to mention our football team the players don’t play anymore. They just sit there and complain that they haven’t won a game in YEARS! But the poor decision to fund that program and not the smart people classes were made by the school board. The same school board that decided that we should have a hoopedy dress code to keep people from bringing machetes to school.
That’s not a joke. That is the statement that they released. MACHETES! They said we hide them in our shirts.
Again not a joke. Want to hear a joke solution? To solve our machete in shirts problem, let’s make shirts illegal and we’ll just have the ladies wear bras and the gents get abs. Under the ill-fitting dresscode approved shirts I could sneak a whole chainsaw in. BUT I WON’T!

I feel the need to mention the total number of machetes brought to the school before dresscode was 0. The total by students since is still 0 so they say it’s working. But we’ve seen many more videos on how to hide one in our shirts.